Pranks in the "HOOD": WE GOT NI@@Z HERE TO PLAY WITH YOU

I know it's been a while since you've seen an entry from me. Call it being lazy...I know I know! But today...I'm back on my black shit!!! I'm here to speak up on something that I find very disturbing. Keep in mind that I am just a single voice out of many Black/Latino men and women who come from or represent "DA HOOD". For all you white Suburb kids out there who just got your parents to purchase  some video cameras and editing equipment, and you think it would be a rush to go to "DA HOOD" and prank folks....you might want to read this first. After reading you might just get an understanding of how "DA HOOD" works. If you choose to gamble with your life, hey man....don't say I didn't warn you! However...you should study this entry and take notes. I am about to drop some life lessons here! I can't give you every detail about "DA HOOD", but I will give you some do's and don'ts. Just by entering an area that the city considers a "project" you are already playing with your life. There are "Levels to this shit"! No extra men though! When you die you die! And remember... #imjusttryingtohelpyopunkass

Automatic Pass

Now for you white folks who don't believe in a such thing as "the white privilege", please know that this is very true and very real. When one of a pale skin color enters "DA HOOD", you automatically get a pass. Why? Because we don't want any problems. To us...you may be the police, or just a lost individual. We understand that your disappearance will flood our streets with all types of departments that we do not want involved in our lives. We choose not to speak to you directly for we feel that you are already set to ask those typical ignorant ass questions. "Wassup homie...where's the good?", or "Waddup gee...I'm trying to get some of that white!". No one in their right mind is going to answer to that! You may get lucky and run up on someone who is money hungry, but usually...it's a no go.

FYI: it's not cool to ask every black person you see if they know where the drugs are. Most of us are trying to get home after work. All of us (even those of us who do wrong), want better for ourselves. Maybe I am speaking for myself but it really grinds my gears when I am asked "say bro...where's the bud?"!

Unspoken Guidelines Of "Da Hood"

Now every hood is different. But we all share the same laws, rules, and guidelines. Might be handled differently if you violate, but for the most part we know what is not done in your hood should not be done in others. I think the problem with "White America" is you suburb kids are too use to getting your way. See in "Da Hood", we are taught different. We like to stay in our lanes. When you are in a new place you don't start getting loud or acting out of line. Drawing too much attention to yourself brings forth the wrong company. The kind of company that no one else wants to deal with! Either they are going to show you the tool or...you're going to catch the worst ass whipping ever!

This reminds me of a true story that I would like to tell. A friend of a friend of mine took a trip from Dallas to NYC. In Dallas this brother bang'd a Crip set, got into hood squabbles, and represented his set no matter what part of the city of Dallas he was in. He took this same ego with him to NYC. Thing is...he didn't go with the mind set of not acting out of place when in new surroundings. He went there with the intentions of being loud and thinking he was from the hardest place on earth. So on one of his last evenings in "New York Fucking City" he chose to hit the streets hard. Got some of that fire water in him, (a little too much if you ask me). Went around saying "Fuck this city", and "Ya'll aint shit". Oh he was the man...but now he has a nice buck fifty scar across his face.

Gotta act like you got some damn sense!!!

Do You Know Where The Fuck You At!!!

 

Now this is a question that I have often heard in these "Prank" videos. When you hear these words being spoken to you....it's time to pack it up and go home! This is not a question that needs to be answered. Before you even get a word out of your mouth you are more than likely going to get hit with a 2 piece. Fuck your pride, fuck what it is you are trying to do...get your equipment, pack it up, and take your ass home!

Disrespect is not tolerated!!!

One thing I will say is this. Our younger generation is kind of out there when it comes to RESPECT. You youngsta's kind of be wild'n out and actting like rich white kids. In my day, you really had to give respect to those before you. You get out of line with your mom, dad, uncles, aunts, your O.G.'s....you are going to feel it! respect goes a long way! If you are out in the hood being all disrespectful you are going to get shown up for showing out!

So in closing...you can choose to avoid what i am saying to you, but it would be in your best interest to take heed. Get out there and act a fool with us if you want to!!! When that ass get's busted up...don't say I didn't warn you! This is what you signed up for!

  

In Life...You Just Gotta Do You Period!!!

Hello to all my blackthoughdaily readers!!! Today I recorded my first video of my 3 week, (thus far) experience in living in my van. I really enjoy what I am doing! I know it may seem a little extreme for some of you, but you gotta do you sometimes. I don't want to think back and say to myself...damn I should have and I could have done this and that. No! Not about to tell that story! If you want to live...sometimes you gotta take a big risk. I want to live!!! #blackvandwellington #livingthevanlife #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

 

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 3)

As promised to all my blackthoughtdaily readers!!! Part three of The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Before we jump into this, let me just say this is for entertainment. If you don't like what I am saying....get the fuck off my blog! Maybe you are offended because you see too much of yourself in what it is I am discussing? I can never ask someone to change...never! Hell I'm trying to improve some things about myself! But if the shoe fits...

The Hood A$$ Chick is always on her cell phone:

A true Hood A$$ Chick can not be without her cell phone. They need a phone so bad that they will not hesitate to call, text, go through or answer yours like they are footing the bill. The Hood A$$ Chick doesn't have a job....but bet money she has the new iphone 5 or Samsung galaxy! She's either taking ass shots (and calling out "thirsty niggas" for complementing on facebook), or face pics with her lips puckered out. Cut the Hood A$$ Chick cell phone off. All hell is going to break loose.

The Hood A$$ Chick loves to argue in public:

One thing that I tell a women whom I am dating...NEVER....NEVER EVER EVER...argue with me in public!!!! I don't put my hands on women...not at all. But to carry on an issue in public with me...that will get you one cold ass look!!! I will snatch your ass up and shake the shit out of you while reminding you "what did I tell you about this shit?"!!! The Hood A$$ Chick will try you! She loves to "set it off" in public. Some of them will disregard the fact that you are a man...hall off...and hit you! That's when you're going to have to go ahead and put her Hood A$$ to sleep!

 

Hood A$$ Chick's raise Bad A$$ Kids:

Oh yes!!! Bad A$$ Kids come from Hood A$$ Chick's! Sad thing...the Hood A$$ Deadbeat Dad is never in the picture. He's either out on his hustle, upstate with his boyfriend...I mean cellmate. Or...in very rare cases (but starting to become more out in the open these days)...the father is trying to be in the child's life but the Hood A$$ Chick won't let him. And he may be the only man out of all the "Baby Daddies" who is actually trying to be something positive in the Hood A$$ Chick's child's life. But the Hood A$$ Chick rather smoke weed around her children. Drink alcoholic beverages while rolling around town with her children. And steady having children!!! Meanwhile her eldest child is hanging around the older Hood A$$ Dudes in the neighborhood, picking up bad habits, and selling drugs. Her Hood A$$ Mother (all of 36) is about to be a great grand mother because your Hood A$$ Daughter is out serving ass just as you did at the tender age of 12. Get this family all together and go to Golden Coral for dinner....You are about to see some ghetto ass shit go down in that place!!!

Thanks for reading!!!

#getyashittogether #getyamindright #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 2)

Part due of my three part series on Hood A$$ Chick's. Fellas....if you can't spot a Hood A$$ Chick from afar....this blog is for you. I am simply giving you the facts on these beasties from a first hand experience. In the words of T.O. circa his Dallas Cowboy era..."Get Ya Popcorn Ready!!!"

Hood A$$ Chick's have some of the most ridiculous hairstyles ever!!!

It's a sad day in history when you go to the grocery store and see a Hood A$$ Chick with Kool - Aid flavors in her got damn skull!!! Multi-color weaves...wigs that look like the botanical gardens. I mean damn!!!! Hood A$$ Chicks are quick to go out and buy some Indian Hair. And Hood A$$ Chicks pronounce the word "Hair" like "Hurr". I'm fins'ta get my hurr done #faceass!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's have long ass jail records:

No Hood A$$ Chick is complete without a jail record that spreads across a couple of pages. Drug possession, shop lifting, assault. ASSAULT!!! A Hood A$$ Chick will fuck you up bro please believe it!!! Funny thing is...a Hood A$$ Chick doesn't believe you care for her if you don't beat her ass at least 3 times a week. Let her catch you cheating or coming up on some money without letting her know. Oh you got a bitch fucked up!!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's talk like Hood A$$ Niggas:

Typical Hood A$$ Chick conversation:

HELLO!!! Yeah...dis huh!!! Dis who? Awe bitch....mayne say!!!! You got a bitch fucked up for real bitch! But hole up my nigga...remember what I had said da udda day? Yeah...yeah...ya feel me?!!! Shit....A bitch trynna get paid round dis hoe. Say hole on. NENE?!!! BRING ME DAT THANG OVER HERE SO I CAN GET SOMETHING!!! DAT THANG ON DA TABLE!!! Anywayz...Hello?!!!

Stay tuned for part 3!!!

#imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

 

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 1)

Following my blog entry "White Dudes and Hood A$$ Chick's Don't Mix", I thought I would break down the true definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Now I need my white...(Caucasian), readers to understand one thing. Just because a black female has a name that some may label "Ghetto" doesn't mean she is a Hood A$$ Chick. Not at all!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are more of a spectacle when out in public. I am sure many of you have been in the presence of one or two throughout your day. At your local shopping center, nail salon, or just in traffic. No matter if you are aware of the Hood A$$ Chick, or not....after reading this you will become an expert at spotting these wild beasties (word to Tommy Sotomayor).

Hood A$$ Chick's come in a variety of colors:

Oh you thought the Hood A$$ Chick was just black huh? Well guess again jack!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are global! White men might refer to the caucasian Hood A$$ Chick as "Trailor Park Trash". These women are usually unemployed, always after the next mans check, drink and smoke more than the law allows! Oh yes...the Hood A$$ Chick can put away some beers!!! Hide your liquor when in the company of these alcohol driven savages!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's always show their ass:

  The booty....butt....cheeks...ass...buns!!! This is how the Hood A$$ Chick lures you in!!! Do me a favor. Text your girl right now and say "baby I'm missing you....send me a pic until I get home". If she sends you a pic of that ass....well you sir are with a Hood A$$ Chick. She may have a low to mid level of Hood A$$ Chick in her, but just know that ass is the claim to fame for a Hood A$$ Chick.

Hood A$$ Chick's have Hood A$$ nicknames (usually having to do with money):

Tameka "Gettintadamoney" Gibson - Ericka "Realbitchshit" Smith -  Monica "Momo" "Moneymakesmecum" Simmons. Do these names sound familiar to you? These names are what I like to label Hood Chick Tags. The Hood A$$ Chick can never just state her real name....NO!!! It needs more flash!! It needs to make a statement! Something to describe her struggle. The bitch needs money that's why she calls herself these things!!!

Tune in next time for part 2

#hoodbitchesaintshat #canttakethehoodoutahoodasschick #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

HOOD A$$ CHICK'S AND WHITE DUDES DON'T MIX!!!

Post from a popular dating site:

SBF searching for my White Night!!! - White men only

I'm tired of niggaz!!! I want a single white man who knows how to treat a black queen such as myself. Must be professional with a good career, and must love children. I am a single mother of 6. My kids don't need no daddy, but I would like for them to have a positive role model in they life. I enjoy hanging out with my family, netflix, going out to eat, and going to clubs. Please be WHITE or ITALIAN, good job, own place and car. NO NIGGAZ!!! Sorry I can't do ya'll no more! If this sounds like you HMU! Yo pic get's mines!

Attention all my blackthoughtdaily readers! What in the hell!!! Now don't get me wrong...I don't see anything wrong with interracial dating. Hell....I am attracted to women! No matter your skin color if I find you attractive and get the urge to speak then that's what I'm going to do! However (black females), I don't believe your reasons for wanting to date a white man are genuine. And I am not saying all black women, but most.

As we all know it is very hard to date in this world we live in. Things are very different from when your parents first met. It's very difficult to just go out and meet someone like in the "good ole days". Everyone seems to have these incredibly high standards! Men seem to give up on the "chase", while women have pow wows with their girlfriends that start off with "fuck a man you don't need them", and ends with "why can't I find a good man"! (And ladies...judging from some of the many conversations I have eavesdropped into...you had one but you let your friends fuck it up!)

Now we resort to dating sites. This seems to be the best way to go through your check list when evaluating someone's profile. Plus you can view or checkout as many people as you like without being judged. I find it funny that the black man almost doesn't exists when it comes to dating sites. Really! I can go online and view 10 profiles right now. 6 will read "white men only". 3 will read "white, Asian, or Hispanic males only". The remaining one might read open to any race. And this is from blackpeoplemeet.com!!! Leaves a brother wondering what did we do so wrong to turn our black women away from us like that?

Now we got a new group of "white men only" seekers. All my white brothers who read blackthoughtdaily pay close attention. This group of black females got an early return on their taxes to get a laptop and other accessories. After sorting out all her children for other people to get a bigger tax refund and getting a cut of the profits, she is on a mission! Her profile pics are taken in a dirty ass room with the loudest, tightest outfit she has in her closet. Truth be told....one of her many children are probably taking the pictures for her. After multiply baby daddies, a failed live in boyfriend situation, and not a job in the past couple of years she is tired of struggling. She woke up screaming FUCK A NIGGA! She is on a mission for you whites boys with deep pockets! Who you ask? The Hood A$$ Chick!!!

Yes I said it! The Hood A$$ Chick! This is not a female you white boys want to get involved with. Unless you are a white boy that grew up in the hood, this black female is way over the top. Shit...I don't even date the Hood A$$ Chick! Too much drama that comes along with that! Your life is on the line every time you go visit the Hood A$$ Chick because one of her "baby daddies" might pop up! He's fresh out the pen so I don't think he wants to reason with you. Her phone rings all day because she always has some type of hustle going on that could lead to jail time. That...or she's about to do some other Hood A$$ Chick hair, or watch all of another Hood A$$ Chick kids. The Hood A$$ Chick has a lot of cousins and "play" brothers. If you reach the point where you think you're going to get your grown man on....first she is going to have to put all her kids to sleep, and find a way to make her "play" brothers go home. Sitting over there drinking up all the juice and Kool Aid and shit! Watching bootleg cable they just hooked up! Oh...and your luxury car just became that Hood A$$ Chick taxi. Anytime she needs to go somewhere she is going to ask you to take her. If you can't take her she will be so bold as to tell you that she is coming to get the keys to use your car. (Crazy how she can get a ride to come and get your car, but can't get that same person to take her thirsty ass to the store!)

When you date the Hood A$$ Chick, please note that her only concern is "getting up out the hood". Not to say everyone from the hood doesn't want to "get up out the hood", but a Hood A$$ Chick doesn't want to work her way out. She believes that if she is giving you that "bomb ass" hood pussy all her "play" brothers have ran through....then that is her way out. Your credit card statements will be taken over by "Kim Lee Beauty Supply" store purchases. And a Hood A$$ Chick weave/hair style is forever changing. You will never be able to get use to all the crazy shit she puts on her head! Every color she adds matches her outfit!

So this is just a warning to all my white brothers out there...beware of the Hood A$$ Chick!!! She's on her laptop all day like she's searching for a job or taking online courses. Really, she's searching for you and plotting on taking from you! What's a Hood A$$ Chick? Stay tuned for my next entry "The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick".

I just saved you 90% percent of a headache in 15 minutes or less...fuck Geico

#yousayyouwantahoodchick #whatsinyourwalletfaceass #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

Nobody's Smiling

Attention my fellow dark skin brothers and sisters! I come to you with a serious question tonight! Why are we....always asked to smile? Like really....what is that about? I wake up everyday ready to face whatever. Take the good with the bad, and make gumbo. Is it really a problem that I don't show my teeth 24/7? (Especially when them folks around). I don't think your view of what you see me as will change all of a sudden when I show my dental work. In fact....a smile from me may look rather sinister. They say it takes only one muscle to smile. Well that one muscle tends to get sore if you flex it for too long! The mind is a crazy piece of work! You may be conversing with a billionaire, but if that person doesn't look the part in your eyes...your mind will tell you he/she is broke. You may be in the presence of a dangerous criminal...if he/she smiles does that make them a "safe" person?

I received a strange email from someone who came across my blog. The person opened the message by asking "why do you look like the BIG BLACK angry man in your picture?". Notice the bold print of BIG BLACK. See lady...your mind has already made the decision that I am a threat. If I would have shown my teeth....would I then be the happy big black guy? It's a photo...nothing more nothing less. Besides....I'm not angry.....I am a SupaVillian!!!

Countdown to #livingthevanlife

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain

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Do Something With Your Life!!!

Black Thought Daily readers please forgive me...for we are 10 days into the new year and this is my first blog entry of 2014. I hope everyone enjoyed bringing in the new year with family and friends. I know a lot of us may have been scrambling to get our plans in order, but never the less we are here! I don't like to make any resolutions for myself. I just keep a mental list of things that I want to do throughout the year, and hope that I get to it all! However...this year...I plan to live a little bit different.

So...summer of 2013! I was a very depressed man. My social life was obsolete. I took on a second job not just for extra income, but to stay out of the way of others. If I wasn't visiting my daughter in Oklahoma City, then you can catch me doing the normal routine (work, work, Adult Swim, sleep). I almost gave in like..."I guess this is it"! Until one Saturday afternoon where I made a trip to the Lewisville library. I go there often to read books and/or surf the net on my laptop, (YouTube is my favorite for I am always looking to learn something new through DIY videos). So I'm looking at "cooking" videos on YouTube and on the side in the suggestion area I see the title: Living The Van Life - Why I live in a van. In it the gentleman was explaining that he had goals he wanted to accomplish. He saw that living in a van could free up some of his income and give him a way to travel to places he has long to see. More and more videos followed from different YouTube channels on this subject, and suddenly I became fascinated by the idea! 

That night I remember going home and not being able to sleep. My mind was just working in overload trying to process what I just saw! Somehow...it's like those videos found me. Before this I had no idea what the term Vandwelling meant. I was very curious as to why someone would want to live out of their vehicle. Then this feeling came over me like this is what I am suppose to do...a sign if you will. So I grabbed pen and paper to jot down some questions and concerns that I had on this subject. The following day (Sunday), I remember waiting inside my car for the library to open. As soon as those doors were unlocked, I had my laptop set up to begin my research. Every question that I wrote down I got the answer to three times over! For the remainder of 2013 I pretty much planned my life out to live in a van for the next year or three. 

I haven't told my immediate family members of my plan to live this way. I started with my close friends. I got a lot of mixed reviews about it. Some thought I was going crazy, some actually showed a great amount of support. But all in all they understand why I want to do this. For the record...I have never been the one to just follow the norm. A coworker and I were talking the other night. Not sure how the subject came about but I told him that I have always been attached to the villain vs the hero. He told me the reason being is because I don't follow the standard. A hero wants to keep things they way they are. A villain wants to change the things that others think they shouldn't. 

My whole reason of  wanting to do this is simple. I want a reset on my life! I want to live just once. There are festivals that i would like to attend, cities that I am interested in visiting. I just want to see it! I want to save money for my daughter and give her a head start in life when she graduates from High School. My parents weren't able to purchase my first vehicle, or fund my ideas. I would like to be able to help my daughter with whatever plan she puts together for herself. I want to buy some property in Oklahoma and in Texas one day. It may sound far fetch but I believe I can pull this off! The 31st of January will be the last day of my lease. I found a van on craigslist  that I purchased for $1000. Needs some cosmetic work and a little maintenance, but I love it! I am also going to be converting as I go. I don't want to make too many modifications to the van. Just a simple place to sleep and set up a small office. Those who care shall have no worries for I will post my activity on my facebook pages, twitter, instagram, and tumblr so feel free to follow me. 

Sometimes you gotta find another way of doing things. You gotta figure out how can I make it to this point and not be stuck in what I am doing now. This is my way. To all my friends I know that you care about the well being of your boy, but trust me I will be alright! Besides...I've put so much thought and planning into this that if I don't at least try....I will doubt myself forever. Here's to life and all new adventures! Sincerely Me, and Rusty aka Ol' Rusty Bastard, aka Bluevanatti!