Part due of my three part series on Hood A$$ Chick's. Fellas....if you can't spot a Hood A$$ Chick from afar....this blog is for you. I am simply giving you the facts on these beasties from a first hand experience. In the words of T.O. circa his Dallas Cowboy era..."Get Ya Popcorn Ready!!!"
Hood A$$ Chick's have some of the most ridiculous hairstyles ever!!!
It's a sad day in history when you go to the grocery store and see a Hood A$$ Chick with Kool - Aid flavors in her got damn skull!!! Multi-color weaves...wigs that look like the botanical gardens. I mean damn!!!! Hood A$$ Chicks are quick to go out and buy some Indian Hair. And Hood A$$ Chicks pronounce the word "Hair" like "Hurr". I'm fins'ta get my hurr done #faceass!!!
Hood A$$ Chick's have long ass jail records:
No Hood A$$ Chick is complete without a jail record that spreads across a couple of pages. Drug possession, shop lifting, assault. ASSAULT!!! A Hood A$$ Chick will fuck you up bro please believe it!!! Funny thing is...a Hood A$$ Chick doesn't believe you care for her if you don't beat her ass at least 3 times a week. Let her catch you cheating or coming up on some money without letting her know. Oh you got a bitch fucked up!!!!
Hood A$$ Chick's talk like Hood A$$ Niggas:
Typical Hood A$$ Chick conversation:
HELLO!!! Yeah...dis huh!!! Dis who? Awe bitch....mayne say!!!! You got a bitch fucked up for real bitch! But hole up my nigga...remember what I had said da udda day? Yeah...yeah...ya feel me?!!! Shit....A bitch trynna get paid round dis hoe. Say hole on. NENE?!!! BRING ME DAT THANG OVER HERE SO I CAN GET SOMETHING!!! DAT THANG ON DA TABLE!!! Anywayz...Hello?!!!
Stay tuned for part 3!!!
#imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass
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