Pranks in the "HOOD": WE GOT NI@@Z HERE TO PLAY WITH YOU

I know it's been a while since you've seen an entry from me. Call it being lazy...I know I know! But today...I'm back on my black shit!!! I'm here to speak up on something that I find very disturbing. Keep in mind that I am just a single voice out of many Black/Latino men and women who come from or represent "DA HOOD". For all you white Suburb kids out there who just got your parents to purchase  some video cameras and editing equipment, and you think it would be a rush to go to "DA HOOD" and prank folks....you might want to read this first. After reading you might just get an understanding of how "DA HOOD" works. If you choose to gamble with your life, hey man....don't say I didn't warn you! However...you should study this entry and take notes. I am about to drop some life lessons here! I can't give you every detail about "DA HOOD", but I will give you some do's and don'ts. Just by entering an area that the city considers a "project" you are already playing with your life. There are "Levels to this shit"! No extra men though! When you die you die! And remember... #imjusttryingtohelpyopunkass

Automatic Pass

Now for you white folks who don't believe in a such thing as "the white privilege", please know that this is very true and very real. When one of a pale skin color enters "DA HOOD", you automatically get a pass. Why? Because we don't want any problems. To us...you may be the police, or just a lost individual. We understand that your disappearance will flood our streets with all types of departments that we do not want involved in our lives. We choose not to speak to you directly for we feel that you are already set to ask those typical ignorant ass questions. "Wassup homie...where's the good?", or "Waddup gee...I'm trying to get some of that white!". No one in their right mind is going to answer to that! You may get lucky and run up on someone who is money hungry, but usually...it's a no go.

FYI: it's not cool to ask every black person you see if they know where the drugs are. Most of us are trying to get home after work. All of us (even those of us who do wrong), want better for ourselves. Maybe I am speaking for myself but it really grinds my gears when I am asked "say bro...where's the bud?"!

Unspoken Guidelines Of "Da Hood"

Now every hood is different. But we all share the same laws, rules, and guidelines. Might be handled differently if you violate, but for the most part we know what is not done in your hood should not be done in others. I think the problem with "White America" is you suburb kids are too use to getting your way. See in "Da Hood", we are taught different. We like to stay in our lanes. When you are in a new place you don't start getting loud or acting out of line. Drawing too much attention to yourself brings forth the wrong company. The kind of company that no one else wants to deal with! Either they are going to show you the tool or...you're going to catch the worst ass whipping ever!

This reminds me of a true story that I would like to tell. A friend of a friend of mine took a trip from Dallas to NYC. In Dallas this brother bang'd a Crip set, got into hood squabbles, and represented his set no matter what part of the city of Dallas he was in. He took this same ego with him to NYC. Thing is...he didn't go with the mind set of not acting out of place when in new surroundings. He went there with the intentions of being loud and thinking he was from the hardest place on earth. So on one of his last evenings in "New York Fucking City" he chose to hit the streets hard. Got some of that fire water in him, (a little too much if you ask me). Went around saying "Fuck this city", and "Ya'll aint shit". Oh he was the man...but now he has a nice buck fifty scar across his face.

Gotta act like you got some damn sense!!!

Do You Know Where The Fuck You At!!!

 

Now this is a question that I have often heard in these "Prank" videos. When you hear these words being spoken to you....it's time to pack it up and go home! This is not a question that needs to be answered. Before you even get a word out of your mouth you are more than likely going to get hit with a 2 piece. Fuck your pride, fuck what it is you are trying to do...get your equipment, pack it up, and take your ass home!

Disrespect is not tolerated!!!

One thing I will say is this. Our younger generation is kind of out there when it comes to RESPECT. You youngsta's kind of be wild'n out and actting like rich white kids. In my day, you really had to give respect to those before you. You get out of line with your mom, dad, uncles, aunts, your O.G.'s....you are going to feel it! respect goes a long way! If you are out in the hood being all disrespectful you are going to get shown up for showing out!

So in closing...you can choose to avoid what i am saying to you, but it would be in your best interest to take heed. Get out there and act a fool with us if you want to!!! When that ass get's busted up...don't say I didn't warn you! This is what you signed up for!