As promised to all my blackthoughtdaily readers!!! Part three of The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Before we jump into this, let me just say this is for entertainment. If you don't like what I am saying....get the fuck off my blog! Maybe you are offended because you see too much of yourself in what it is I am discussing? I can never ask someone to change...never! Hell I'm trying to improve some things about myself! But if the shoe fits...
The Hood A$$ Chick is always on her cell phone:
A true Hood A$$ Chick can not be without her cell phone. They need a phone so bad that they will not hesitate to call, text, go through or answer yours like they are footing the bill. The Hood A$$ Chick doesn't have a job....but bet money she has the new iphone 5 or Samsung galaxy! She's either taking ass shots (and calling out "thirsty niggas" for complementing on facebook), or face pics with her lips puckered out. Cut the Hood A$$ Chick cell phone off. All hell is going to break loose.
The Hood A$$ Chick loves to argue in public:
One thing that I tell a women whom I am dating...NEVER....NEVER EVER EVER...argue with me in public!!!! I don't put my hands on women...not at all. But to carry on an issue in public with me...that will get you one cold ass look!!! I will snatch your ass up and shake the shit out of you while reminding you "what did I tell you about this shit?"!!! The Hood A$$ Chick will try you! She loves to "set it off" in public. Some of them will disregard the fact that you are a man...hall off...and hit you! That's when you're going to have to go ahead and put her Hood A$$ to sleep!
Hood A$$ Chick's raise Bad A$$ Kids:
Oh yes!!! Bad A$$ Kids come from Hood A$$ Chick's! Sad thing...the Hood A$$ Deadbeat Dad is never in the picture. He's either out on his hustle, upstate with his boyfriend...I mean cellmate. Or...in very rare cases (but starting to become more out in the open these days)...the father is trying to be in the child's life but the Hood A$$ Chick won't let him. And he may be the only man out of all the "Baby Daddies" who is actually trying to be something positive in the Hood A$$ Chick's child's life. But the Hood A$$ Chick rather smoke weed around her children. Drink alcoholic beverages while rolling around town with her children. And steady having children!!! Meanwhile her eldest child is hanging around the older Hood A$$ Dudes in the neighborhood, picking up bad habits, and selling drugs. Her Hood A$$ Mother (all of 36) is about to be a great grand mother because your Hood A$$ Daughter is out serving ass just as you did at the tender age of 12. Get this family all together and go to Golden Coral for dinner....You are about to see some ghetto ass shit go down in that place!!!
Thanks for reading!!!
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