Following my blog entry "White Dudes and Hood A$$ Chick's Don't Mix", I thought I would break down the true definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Now I need my white...(Caucasian), readers to understand one thing. Just because a black female has a name that some may label "Ghetto" doesn't mean she is a Hood A$$ Chick. Not at all!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are more of a spectacle when out in public. I am sure many of you have been in the presence of one or two throughout your day. At your local shopping center, nail salon, or just in traffic. No matter if you are aware of the Hood A$$ Chick, or not....after reading this you will become an expert at spotting these wild beasties (word to Tommy Sotomayor).
Hood A$$ Chick's come in a variety of colors:
Oh you thought the Hood A$$ Chick was just black huh? Well guess again jack!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are global! White men might refer to the caucasian Hood A$$ Chick as "Trailor Park Trash". These women are usually unemployed, always after the next mans check, drink and smoke more than the law allows! Oh yes...the Hood A$$ Chick can put away some beers!!! Hide your liquor when in the company of these alcohol driven savages!!!
Hood A$$ Chick's always show their ass:
The booty....butt....cheeks...ass...buns!!! This is how the Hood A$$ Chick lures you in!!! Do me a favor. Text your girl right now and say "baby I'm missing you....send me a pic until I get home". If she sends you a pic of that ass....well you sir are with a Hood A$$ Chick. She may have a low to mid level of Hood A$$ Chick in her, but just know that ass is the claim to fame for a Hood A$$ Chick.
Hood A$$ Chick's have Hood A$$ nicknames (usually having to do with money):
Tameka "Gettintadamoney" Gibson - Ericka "Realbitchshit" Smith - Monica "Momo" "Moneymakesmecum" Simmons. Do these names sound familiar to you? These names are what I like to label Hood Chick Tags. The Hood A$$ Chick can never just state her real name....NO!!! It needs more flash!! It needs to make a statement! Something to describe her struggle. The bitch needs money that's why she calls herself these things!!!
Tune in next time for part 2
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