In Life...You Just Gotta Do You Period!!!

Hello to all my blackthoughdaily readers!!! Today I recorded my first video of my 3 week, (thus far) experience in living in my van. I really enjoy what I am doing! I know it may seem a little extreme for some of you, but you gotta do you sometimes. I don't want to think back and say to myself...damn I should have and I could have done this and that. No! Not about to tell that story! If you want to live...sometimes you gotta take a big risk. I want to live!!! #blackvandwellington #livingthevanlife #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

 

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 3)

As promised to all my blackthoughtdaily readers!!! Part three of The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Before we jump into this, let me just say this is for entertainment. If you don't like what I am saying....get the fuck off my blog! Maybe you are offended because you see too much of yourself in what it is I am discussing? I can never ask someone to change...never! Hell I'm trying to improve some things about myself! But if the shoe fits...

The Hood A$$ Chick is always on her cell phone:

A true Hood A$$ Chick can not be without her cell phone. They need a phone so bad that they will not hesitate to call, text, go through or answer yours like they are footing the bill. The Hood A$$ Chick doesn't have a job....but bet money she has the new iphone 5 or Samsung galaxy! She's either taking ass shots (and calling out "thirsty niggas" for complementing on facebook), or face pics with her lips puckered out. Cut the Hood A$$ Chick cell phone off. All hell is going to break loose.

The Hood A$$ Chick loves to argue in public:

One thing that I tell a women whom I am dating...NEVER....NEVER EVER EVER...argue with me in public!!!! I don't put my hands on women...not at all. But to carry on an issue in public with me...that will get you one cold ass look!!! I will snatch your ass up and shake the shit out of you while reminding you "what did I tell you about this shit?"!!! The Hood A$$ Chick will try you! She loves to "set it off" in public. Some of them will disregard the fact that you are a man...hall off...and hit you! That's when you're going to have to go ahead and put her Hood A$$ to sleep!

 

Hood A$$ Chick's raise Bad A$$ Kids:

Oh yes!!! Bad A$$ Kids come from Hood A$$ Chick's! Sad thing...the Hood A$$ Deadbeat Dad is never in the picture. He's either out on his hustle, upstate with his boyfriend...I mean cellmate. Or...in very rare cases (but starting to become more out in the open these days)...the father is trying to be in the child's life but the Hood A$$ Chick won't let him. And he may be the only man out of all the "Baby Daddies" who is actually trying to be something positive in the Hood A$$ Chick's child's life. But the Hood A$$ Chick rather smoke weed around her children. Drink alcoholic beverages while rolling around town with her children. And steady having children!!! Meanwhile her eldest child is hanging around the older Hood A$$ Dudes in the neighborhood, picking up bad habits, and selling drugs. Her Hood A$$ Mother (all of 36) is about to be a great grand mother because your Hood A$$ Daughter is out serving ass just as you did at the tender age of 12. Get this family all together and go to Golden Coral for dinner....You are about to see some ghetto ass shit go down in that place!!!

Thanks for reading!!!

#getyashittogether #getyamindright #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 2)

Part due of my three part series on Hood A$$ Chick's. Fellas....if you can't spot a Hood A$$ Chick from afar....this blog is for you. I am simply giving you the facts on these beasties from a first hand experience. In the words of T.O. circa his Dallas Cowboy era..."Get Ya Popcorn Ready!!!"

Hood A$$ Chick's have some of the most ridiculous hairstyles ever!!!

It's a sad day in history when you go to the grocery store and see a Hood A$$ Chick with Kool - Aid flavors in her got damn skull!!! Multi-color weaves...wigs that look like the botanical gardens. I mean damn!!!! Hood A$$ Chicks are quick to go out and buy some Indian Hair. And Hood A$$ Chicks pronounce the word "Hair" like "Hurr". I'm fins'ta get my hurr done #faceass!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's have long ass jail records:

No Hood A$$ Chick is complete without a jail record that spreads across a couple of pages. Drug possession, shop lifting, assault. ASSAULT!!! A Hood A$$ Chick will fuck you up bro please believe it!!! Funny thing is...a Hood A$$ Chick doesn't believe you care for her if you don't beat her ass at least 3 times a week. Let her catch you cheating or coming up on some money without letting her know. Oh you got a bitch fucked up!!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's talk like Hood A$$ Niggas:

Typical Hood A$$ Chick conversation:

HELLO!!! Yeah...dis huh!!! Dis who? Awe bitch....mayne say!!!! You got a bitch fucked up for real bitch! But hole up my nigga...remember what I had said da udda day? Yeah...yeah...ya feel me?!!! Shit....A bitch trynna get paid round dis hoe. Say hole on. NENE?!!! BRING ME DAT THANG OVER HERE SO I CAN GET SOMETHING!!! DAT THANG ON DA TABLE!!! Anywayz...Hello?!!!

Stay tuned for part 3!!!

#imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

 

The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick (Part 1)

Following my blog entry "White Dudes and Hood A$$ Chick's Don't Mix", I thought I would break down the true definition of a Hood A$$ Chick. Now I need my white...(Caucasian), readers to understand one thing. Just because a black female has a name that some may label "Ghetto" doesn't mean she is a Hood A$$ Chick. Not at all!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are more of a spectacle when out in public. I am sure many of you have been in the presence of one or two throughout your day. At your local shopping center, nail salon, or just in traffic. No matter if you are aware of the Hood A$$ Chick, or not....after reading this you will become an expert at spotting these wild beasties (word to Tommy Sotomayor).

Hood A$$ Chick's come in a variety of colors:

Oh you thought the Hood A$$ Chick was just black huh? Well guess again jack!!! Hood A$$ Chick's are global! White men might refer to the caucasian Hood A$$ Chick as "Trailor Park Trash". These women are usually unemployed, always after the next mans check, drink and smoke more than the law allows! Oh yes...the Hood A$$ Chick can put away some beers!!! Hide your liquor when in the company of these alcohol driven savages!!!

Hood A$$ Chick's always show their ass:

  The booty....butt....cheeks...ass...buns!!! This is how the Hood A$$ Chick lures you in!!! Do me a favor. Text your girl right now and say "baby I'm missing you....send me a pic until I get home". If she sends you a pic of that ass....well you sir are with a Hood A$$ Chick. She may have a low to mid level of Hood A$$ Chick in her, but just know that ass is the claim to fame for a Hood A$$ Chick.

Hood A$$ Chick's have Hood A$$ nicknames (usually having to do with money):

Tameka "Gettintadamoney" Gibson - Ericka "Realbitchshit" Smith -  Monica "Momo" "Moneymakesmecum" Simmons. Do these names sound familiar to you? These names are what I like to label Hood Chick Tags. The Hood A$$ Chick can never just state her real name....NO!!! It needs more flash!! It needs to make a statement! Something to describe her struggle. The bitch needs money that's why she calls herself these things!!!

Tune in next time for part 2

#hoodbitchesaintshat #canttakethehoodoutahoodasschick #imjusttrynnahelpyopunkass

HOOD A$$ CHICK'S AND WHITE DUDES DON'T MIX!!!

Post from a popular dating site:

SBF searching for my White Night!!! - White men only

I'm tired of niggaz!!! I want a single white man who knows how to treat a black queen such as myself. Must be professional with a good career, and must love children. I am a single mother of 6. My kids don't need no daddy, but I would like for them to have a positive role model in they life. I enjoy hanging out with my family, netflix, going out to eat, and going to clubs. Please be WHITE or ITALIAN, good job, own place and car. NO NIGGAZ!!! Sorry I can't do ya'll no more! If this sounds like you HMU! Yo pic get's mines!

Attention all my blackthoughtdaily readers! What in the hell!!! Now don't get me wrong...I don't see anything wrong with interracial dating. Hell....I am attracted to women! No matter your skin color if I find you attractive and get the urge to speak then that's what I'm going to do! However (black females), I don't believe your reasons for wanting to date a white man are genuine. And I am not saying all black women, but most.

As we all know it is very hard to date in this world we live in. Things are very different from when your parents first met. It's very difficult to just go out and meet someone like in the "good ole days". Everyone seems to have these incredibly high standards! Men seem to give up on the "chase", while women have pow wows with their girlfriends that start off with "fuck a man you don't need them", and ends with "why can't I find a good man"! (And ladies...judging from some of the many conversations I have eavesdropped into...you had one but you let your friends fuck it up!)

Now we resort to dating sites. This seems to be the best way to go through your check list when evaluating someone's profile. Plus you can view or checkout as many people as you like without being judged. I find it funny that the black man almost doesn't exists when it comes to dating sites. Really! I can go online and view 10 profiles right now. 6 will read "white men only". 3 will read "white, Asian, or Hispanic males only". The remaining one might read open to any race. And this is from blackpeoplemeet.com!!! Leaves a brother wondering what did we do so wrong to turn our black women away from us like that?

Now we got a new group of "white men only" seekers. All my white brothers who read blackthoughtdaily pay close attention. This group of black females got an early return on their taxes to get a laptop and other accessories. After sorting out all her children for other people to get a bigger tax refund and getting a cut of the profits, she is on a mission! Her profile pics are taken in a dirty ass room with the loudest, tightest outfit she has in her closet. Truth be told....one of her many children are probably taking the pictures for her. After multiply baby daddies, a failed live in boyfriend situation, and not a job in the past couple of years she is tired of struggling. She woke up screaming FUCK A NIGGA! She is on a mission for you whites boys with deep pockets! Who you ask? The Hood A$$ Chick!!!

Yes I said it! The Hood A$$ Chick! This is not a female you white boys want to get involved with. Unless you are a white boy that grew up in the hood, this black female is way over the top. Shit...I don't even date the Hood A$$ Chick! Too much drama that comes along with that! Your life is on the line every time you go visit the Hood A$$ Chick because one of her "baby daddies" might pop up! He's fresh out the pen so I don't think he wants to reason with you. Her phone rings all day because she always has some type of hustle going on that could lead to jail time. That...or she's about to do some other Hood A$$ Chick hair, or watch all of another Hood A$$ Chick kids. The Hood A$$ Chick has a lot of cousins and "play" brothers. If you reach the point where you think you're going to get your grown man on....first she is going to have to put all her kids to sleep, and find a way to make her "play" brothers go home. Sitting over there drinking up all the juice and Kool Aid and shit! Watching bootleg cable they just hooked up! Oh...and your luxury car just became that Hood A$$ Chick taxi. Anytime she needs to go somewhere she is going to ask you to take her. If you can't take her she will be so bold as to tell you that she is coming to get the keys to use your car. (Crazy how she can get a ride to come and get your car, but can't get that same person to take her thirsty ass to the store!)

When you date the Hood A$$ Chick, please note that her only concern is "getting up out the hood". Not to say everyone from the hood doesn't want to "get up out the hood", but a Hood A$$ Chick doesn't want to work her way out. She believes that if she is giving you that "bomb ass" hood pussy all her "play" brothers have ran through....then that is her way out. Your credit card statements will be taken over by "Kim Lee Beauty Supply" store purchases. And a Hood A$$ Chick weave/hair style is forever changing. You will never be able to get use to all the crazy shit she puts on her head! Every color she adds matches her outfit!

So this is just a warning to all my white brothers out there...beware of the Hood A$$ Chick!!! She's on her laptop all day like she's searching for a job or taking online courses. Really, she's searching for you and plotting on taking from you! What's a Hood A$$ Chick? Stay tuned for my next entry "The Definition of a Hood A$$ Chick".

I just saved you 90% percent of a headache in 15 minutes or less...fuck Geico

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